Junior Apprentice.

So, over the past six weeks we have been watching the BBC's new take on reality television 'The Junior Apprentice'. Based on the 'hit reality show' - (incidentally I'm pretty sure this is how they pitched it to the BBC...) 'The Apprentice' it's basically the same, but with young people. Hence 'Junior'.

Anyone who's been on Facebook whilst this show's been on will know how I feel about it. I love it. I couldn't be without it. But I have a slight issue with it: various members of the 'cast' are complete and utter wankers. Such wankers. This however just made it more fun as I could go all Tucker-esque on it, which was more fun than the show. Which is an issue for the producers I guess, happily not for me and all the people that 'liked' my outbursts.

Just one thing. Please BBC, pick people from your '28,000' applicants that actually have half a mind. Props on picking interesting people (well. Some.) but dddduuuudddddeeee. I could run a better business. And I've had no business experience. None. Some of the decisions they made just made me sigh silently. And then swear more on Facebook.

So, my final verdict on the show. (Don't read on if you haven't seen the final episode etc. Spoilers.)

I'd said from the beginning that I wanted Arjun to win, so I'm obviously glad he did. Fully deserved. I grimaced when he starting telling Lord Alan what he thought (an ever risky move) but that's ok because it obviously worked. I liked his attitude, and he seemed pretty nice in comparison to the rest of the cunts on that show.

Which brings me nicely on to Jordan. Fucking hate him. His voice just grates on my ears. It was like the Pope defending Pedos. Just insulting. Also the venomous cow that was Zoe, like a snake in a pantomime horse costume. Much rage was directed at them in a very positive way. I felt better.

I loved this show. I did. I did. I did. No matter how much I swore at the idiocy of them, I want another series. I think I'll get it. Fucking love it.